I am sure many
sensible Conservative MPs and supporters hope that once we leave the
EU, the nightmare of Brexit will pass, and they can continue to be
the natural party of UK government. They know that Brexit is an
advanced form of irrationality, but they hope that once the Brexiters
have achieved their goal the fever will pass and it will be business
as usual. In particular they can elect as their leader someone who
has both an appeal to voters and an ability to take sensible
decisions, neither of which Theresa May or her Brexiter usurpers is capable of.
This Brexit
syndrome, which infects nearly half the Conservative party MPs and most of
its membership, is a visceral dislike of the EU in all its
manifestations. I am not talking about why most voters chose to
leave, which was an unfortunately all too familiar reaction to a
public campaign that has blamed immigrants for every grievance and
fear they have. Brexit syndrome is instead manifested in a belief
that you must leave a customs union with your overwhelmingly biggest
trading partner so you can seek inferior trade agreements with other
more distant countries. The only explanation for that belief is a
deep irrational dislike of all things EU.
For those
Conservative MPs not subject to Brexit syndrome I have bad news.
Leaving the EU as planned is not a cure. The nightmare of Brexit will
not pass. Whatever deal the UK eventually concludes with the EU, it
will be unacceptable to the Brexiters. Only a clean break with all
things EU will satisfy them.
Many people still
write as if the nature of the final deal is still wide open, ranging
from Canada to Norway, and they are encouraged to do so by the
government and to an extent by the EU. But this, like the government’s position, seems to me to ignore the political imperatives. One of these imperatives is the agreement the UK has already
signed, which precludes a hard Irish border. There is no good reason
why the EU will go back on that agreement. Yes of course the EU is
quite capable of ignoring the wishes of one of its smaller members if
that conflicts with the wishes of the majority, but that is not true
in this case. The Irish border problem forces a deal that involves
the UK staying in the customs union and at least parts of the single
market, and that is the type of deal that most of the actors within
the EU would also like.
It is only a matter
of time before this reality becomes clear to Conservative party
members, most of whom are infected with Brexit syndrome. That will be
the point at which Brexit MPs will feel confident enough to challenge
for the leadership. They will have a powerful song to sing: how we
are still obeying rules set in Brussels, but without any say in what
those rules are. No sovereignty of the simplistic kind that appeals
to nationalists, and no ability to pursue all those wonderful trade
deals that Mr. Fox was going to obtain for British business. If only
politicians had had the courage to go for a clean Brexit, and had not
been dissuaded from doing so by treacherous civil servants. There are plenty
more verses with a similar theme.
If you keep wanting
something that is so impossibly bad for the UK that no sane leader
would ever enact it, then you can go on agitating for it forever. The
Brexiters will not stop when we leave the EU, precisely because the
terms under which we are almost certain to leave will give
them even more cause to complain. Ironically leaving the EU makes the
Brexit problem worse rather than better for the Conservative party.
There is no quick
solution to this problem. If a Brexiter was able to capture the
Conservative party leadership, they could only get their clean Brexit
through parliament by achieving a Conservative landslide: that was
what May hoped for and failed to get. As long as the Conservative
party is in government, the chaos and fantasy politics that the UK
has suffered since June 2016 will stay with us. Even if a Brexiter
did not replace May, the party would be paralysed by Brexit syndrome
to a degree that would make John Major’s difficulties seem trivial.
It seems to me that
there is only one way the Conservative party can go. There is no cure for Brexit syndrome, so those that have it must become irrelevant. That requires a long period in opposition, like the period Labour suffered
from 1979 to 1997. A period long enough for the current Brexit
membership, plus defectors from UKIP, to be replaced by more sensible people who can see that a
party that suffers from Brexit syndrome is a party that can never
govern effectively, and which is always in danger of doing the
country great harm.
It says a lot about so much of our political
commentariat that so many words have been written in horror about how
Labour is ‘suffering’ from an influx of new idealistic members
who just want to make things better, while so few have been written
about the very real danger caused by a moribund Conservative
membership that just wants to break off all relations with our
nearest neighbours.